How One Smurfette Became Two
Long, long ago there was a Smurf village with many smurfs
living there. Far, far away in the Southern Smurf village, there were rumors of
a smurfette living there. When he heard about the rumor spread to the Northern
Smurf village, Brainy Smurf travelled down to the Southern Smurf village and married
Smurfette. As he looked at his wife, Brainy Smurf pleasantly thought to
himself, “Ha! I have married Smurfette, the only lady smurf in the village,
while Vanity Smurf, the son of our leader Papa Smurf, has no wife.”
What Brainy Smurf didn't know was that Vanity Smurf had also
heard the rumors about Smurfette living in the southern Smurf village and had
decided to travel there to marry Smurfette himself. Once Vanity Smurf arrived,
he stood in the hallway to the Smurf hut and overheard Brainy Smurf talking to himself.
Hearing what Brainy Smurf said, Vanity Smurf decided to wait until everyone in
the house was sound asleep. Once he was sure everyone was asleep, Vanity Smurf
snuck into Brainy Smurf and Smurfette’s bedroom and began to drag Smurfette
away by her shoulders. Brainy Smurf awoke with a start as he heard Vanity Smurf
dragging Smurfette away. He ran to the hallway and dove for Smurfette and
grabbed her by her feet. As Vanity Smurf pulled one way, and Brainy Smurf
pulled another, poor little Smurfette became a Smurf tug-of-war rope. The two
Smurfs pulled and pulled until suddenly, they pulled helpless little Smurfette
in two. Vanity Smurf carried Smurfette’s upper body back to the Northern Smurf
village. Once there, he carved wood to make Smurfette complete. The new
Smurfette of the Southern Smurf village was a very skilled dancer but, she was not
so skilled at doing intricate needlework in sewing furs. This is because she
had wooden hands. The new Smurfette of the Northern Smurf village was a
horrible dancer because her feet were wooden but, she was very good at sewing
fine stitches in the furs. Because of this one event, all of the Northern
Smurfettes are skillful with their hands and all of the Southern Smurfettes are
beautiful dancers.
Author's Note: This story is the Inuit origin story of the first woman. In the story, two men split the only woman in their village in half as they were fighting over her. When I read the story, I instantly thought about the Smurfs and how Smurfette was the only female Smurf in her village. Thoughts of all of the Smurf men fighting over her filled my head.